Friday, October 16, 2009

Get Yee to the theater!!!



Worshipers!

Send all yee New Yorkers to the East Village for we have three more shows left. We've killed people on and offstage, served all you can drink whine, and managed to replace a non existent naked tap dancer with a beer summit Obama would be proud of.

Check us out... only $9!!!! All you can drink wine on all shows except Sunday!

APACUNT
(Asian Pacific Americans Cuntemporary Unilateral Neo Theater)
Presents...
“20th Century Theater in the 21st Century... This is Asian American Theater.”

A Five Part Trilogy of Critically Critical Citywide Dialogues


A combination of a town hall meeting, flash mob, and performance piece. These historic "forums" will provide a Utopian think tank (imagine the comprehensiveness of a National Theater Conference matched with the hilarity of Jonestown) where participants/followers use post-Post-post modern and post-post-pssst race methodologies for providing input on the past, present, and futility of Asian American theater (focusing primarily on the critically acclaimed work of Kristina Wong and the large body of unproduced works by Alice Tuan and Soo-Jin Lee). Validated with the whiteness of director Katie Pearl (she will bring her Obie for the lucky to touch). With Special Guests to be announced....

WHEN: October 14-18, various times (read below for times and individual panel descriptions)
HOW MUCH: Tickets $9, or $36 for all five panels! can be purchased at http://naatf.org

WHERE: Theater for the New City 155 First Ave at 10th St. New York City, NY
More at http://www.apacunt.com or follow us on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/apacunt

These panels are absolutely the unofficial cuntextualizing discussions of the 2nd National Asian American Theater Festival.



***OUR CRITICALLY CRITICAL PANELS! ONLY THREE LEFT!***



Friday, Oct 16, 10:30pm
THE FUTILE:
Creating a National Asian American Network
Join the Rapture now or be left behind to die.
The Chinese will buy us all out, so you might as well start packing now.

Saturday, Oct 17, 10:30pm
SPECIAL TOPICS:
Writing in the Margins
I once stuck my dick in Judd Apatow's mouth
Join the playletting, forge into our peanut gallery, and the freestyle challenge. Whine and cheese always provided. Special orations by Alice Tuan.


Sunday, Oct 18, 6pm
CLOSING PLENARY:
REINVENTING THE WHEEL: What spoke?
Free styling toward innovation in Asian American Theater and performance of the human in the 21st century.


We drag a Chinese delivery boy into our folds.