Get Yee to the theater!!!

Worshipers!

Send all yee New Yorkers to the East Village for we have three more shows left. We've killed people on and offstage, served all you can drink whine, and managed to replace a non existent naked tap dancer with a beer summit Obama would be proud of.

Check us out... only $9!!!! All you can drink wine on all shows except Sunday!

APACUNT
(Asian Pacific Americans Cuntemporary Unilateral Neo Theater)
Presents...
“20th Century Theater in the 21st Century... This is Asian American Theater.”

A Five Part Trilogy of Critically Critical Citywide Dialogues


A combination of a town hall meeting, flash mob, and performance piece. These historic "forums" will provide a Utopian think tank (imagine the comprehensiveness of a National Theater Conference matched with the hilarity of Jonestown) where participants/followers use post-Post-post modern and post-post-pssst race methodologies for providing input on the past, present, and futility of Asian American theater (focusing primarily on the critically acclaimed work of Kristina Wong and the large body of unproduced works by Alice Tuan and Soo-Jin Lee). Validated with the whiteness of director Katie Pearl (she will bring her Obie for the lucky to touch). With Special Guests to be announced....

WHEN: October 14-18, various times (read below for times and individual panel descriptions)
HOW MUCH: Tickets $9, or $36 for all five panels! can be purchased at http://naatf.org

WHERE: Theater for the New City 155 First Ave at 10th St. New York City, NY
More at http://www.apacunt.com or follow us on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/apacunt

These panels are absolutely the unofficial cuntextualizing discussions of the 2nd National Asian American Theater Festival.



***OUR CRITICALLY CRITICAL PANELS! ONLY THREE LEFT!***



Friday, Oct 16, 10:30pm
THE FUTILE:
Creating a National Asian American Network
Join the Rapture now or be left behind to die.
The Chinese will buy us all out, so you might as well start packing now.

Saturday, Oct 17, 10:30pm
SPECIAL TOPICS:
Writing in the Margins
I once stuck my dick in Judd Apatow's mouth
Join the playletting, forge into our peanut gallery, and the freestyle challenge. Whine and cheese always provided. Special orations by Alice Tuan.


Sunday, Oct 18, 6pm
CLOSING PLENARY:
REINVENTING THE WHEEL: What spoke?
Free styling toward innovation in Asian American Theater and performance of the human in the 21st century.


We drag a Chinese delivery boy into our folds.

We open our folds tonight.

We did it. We wrote five original plays for five performances over the next five days. Now we just need the audience. See you tonight!

10 Reasons to Enter the Folds of APACUNT... We Open Tonight!!!

1. Alice Tuan, Old Cunt, will die soon, so patronize her a little before her inevitable death.

2. Soo-Jin Lee, Green Cunt, will maybe actually have an opinion to share with us. I don't know.

3. Young Cunt, Kristina Wong's ego has actually been said to have grown larger than cancerous balls. Take a look!

4. Katie Pearl will allow the lucky to touch her Obie Award.

5. Inevitable race riots!

6. Free all you can drink wine!

7. The list of banned titles of unwritten Asian American plays from the future Asian American Theater Canon (Cannon) is revealed!

8. It's only $9 you cheap ass cheap asses!

9. Four careers that were already in the shit hole explode into diarrhea!

10. Free all you can drink wine!

The Panels: A Five Part Trilogy....

Every day we're taking the soapbox to discuss the most critically critical critically critical topics of the day.

We'll have you asking, "Is primitivism to modernism what mutliculturalism is to post-modernism?"

THE LINE UP!


Wed. Oct 14, 7pm
THE PAST: Isn't it Semantic?
The Unprofitability of "Asian American"

Bottom Line. Capitalism trumps race. Period. And "Asian American" is confusing, confining, and outdated. We're going to find a term for Asian America, and brand it for the new century.


Thurs. Oct 15, 9pm
THE PRESENT: Good-bye Racism! Hello Solipsism!
An APACUNT Salute to Bigotry (and it's foxy progeny)

Now that we have a black president, race talk is obsolete. So what's left to talk about? Plenty! Join us for an animated discussion about hamburgers, gardening, and sleeved blankets. Friend us on Racebook!


Friday, Oct 16, 10:30pm
THE FUTILE:
Creating a National Asian American Network
Join the Rapture now or be left behind to die.

The Chinese will buy us all out, so you might as well start packing now.

Saturday, Oct 17, 10:30pm
SPECIAL TOPICS:
Writing in the Margins
I once stuck my dick in Judd Apatow's mouth

Join the playletting, forge into our peanut gallery, and the freestyle challenge. Whine and cheese always provided. Special orations by Alice Tuan.


Sunday, Oct 18, 6pm
CLOSING PLENARY:
REINVENTING THE WHEEL: What spoke?

Free styling toward innovation in Asian American Theater and performance of the human in the 21st century.

We are APACUNT and we are taking over Manhattan!

What started as a very drunk and very bad idea between Alice Tuan and Kristina Wong has now eclipsed monumental proportions.

APACUNT was originally a proposal for a conference panel that was so impossible and so offensive that we did not think it could ever be produced. But we thought wrong because New York, here we come!!!